The LIST
If your looking for a long lost laugh when you see a name like Epluribus Mays or April Furst get ready.
For all of you uninitiated comiconnomenclaturists (people who appreciate funny names) here is a little introduction.
This list consists of real names of real people. The names are funny to someone, usually me, or they would not be included. Some of the names are funny because of region, some are just weird spelling. Some were named by their parents, or themselves, on purpose, some are mistakes.
The list started when I noticed that computer entry people were keeping their own short lists of names. At the Chicago Police Department Area 4 Detective Division, the computer guy also had a list from the Cook County States Attorney's Office. I typed both up and passed them out. The response was tremendous. It seems that all kinds of people kept their own lists. I got some from the Chicago Board of Education. one lady from the Commerce Clearing House sent 250 names.
Once you are looking for names they pop up all over. For example my dentist, who I had gone to for years,was named Harry Shephard. This I think is funny but I never noticed until I started the list.
If you have name(s) that you think are funny please E-mail them to me. I will put you on a list to receive the updates, they are infrequent. The only thing I ask is that the names be legitimate. If possible include the whole name, even though only part of the name is funny. If there is something about the name that others would not understand please include an explanation. For example there is a street in Chicago named Irving Park. The fact that the Korean man and the Jewish women had a son and named him Irving Park would only be funny in Chicago.
Enjoy, Les, your name collector
E Mail: funnynameslist@gmail.com
And Now The List
.38spec,First name only,her father's first name is PistolAbel Sanchez,His brother is Cain Sanchez
Adorable Virgie Goody
Africa S. Bartlett
Aheavy Hampton
Aids Wyatt
Airastede Jones, Pronounced arrested
Al Rukn
Al Pacino Smith
Alabama Vest, Macon, Georgia slave who invented the Kazoo in 1840
Alan Fierce, Attorney
Alcodic Plaza
Alexander S. Flesh
Alias Comen
Allen R. Toothaker
Almighty Four Hundred, This was a legal name change that was used to honor his street gang. Originally named John Smith
Alphasigmaphi, First name only. The parents certainly take the fraternity thing far
Alvin Trivelpiece
Amber Corn
Amber Bottoms, 3 month old homicide victim
Amer & Ica, First names only of twins
America Tripplett
America Bysa
Amiable Lottmann
Annabel Elliot Outhouse, Author of the book Privies on Long Island
Annette Funicello Miller
Annoy Lee
Anthelen Unsel
Anu & Enu KMT, These two guys were fraternity brothers in KMT. They legally changed their names and opened a vegetarian restaurant Delights of the Garden in Atlanta. This restaurant does not cook any food but serves all of it raw. Another example of the Greek Societies members going nuts
Apostol Postol
April May Rains
April Chowers
April Showers
April Furst
April Love
April Cott, Sister is June Cott
April Monday Austin
Aquamarina Velvet
Aquarius Waters
Ar'son Jones
Areola Jones
Ari B. Good
Ariisted Johnson, Pronounced arrested
Arise Lewis
Aristotle Schwartz
Aristotle,Pronounced Arista Lee
Arizona Rickets
Arizona Collier
Arlo K. Funk
Armand Hammer, U.S. Industrialist, Occidental Oil, who dealt heavily with U.S.S.R.
Armin Hand
Armistice Day Richardson, Of course he was born on 11 November
Artherites Mann, Pronounced Arthritis
Artimis Bobo, Brother is Starsky Bobo, Sister is Sahara Bobo
Artist Easter
Assdrubal Rizzo
Atherdope Harris
Atlantis Harvey
Australia Dykes
Australia Johnson
Ava Maria Pasqinelli
Babbey Johnson
Baby D. Waits
Barefoot Sanders, U.S. Judge in Texas
Barry Metric, don't you wish he was a weatherman
Basher Naser
Basil Chessman
Battle Rankin
Battleship Gray
Bea Kuhl
Beauty L. Carter
Beauty Mark Lee
Beco Weedman
Bee Holy
Bee Ready, Perhaps a Boy Scout leader?
Beethoven Askew
Belch M. Daloon, Female
Bequethal Brown
Berestfull Jackson
Bernard Judge, Editor of the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin
Bespectacle Anderson
Bible Brandon
Big Hands Jackson
Billy Dilly, Oklahoma bomber Tim McVeigh's Army roommate
Birdie Korne
Blossem Isreal
Blossom White
Bluta Lumpkins
Bobcat Rucker
Boogaloo Payne
Boy Fredrick
Brain Cancer, His mother wanted to name him Brian, but spelled it wrong
Braniff Hover
Bright Sheng, Pronounced Shine, Composer in Residence, Lyric Opera
Brown Brothers Harriamn
Bryant Disco Boozer
Bugliss Collins Jr.
Bugliss Collins Sr.
Bunker Hill
Bunny Nightwalker Hatcher,Senior Staff Consultant, Human Relations Commission, L.A. County
Bunny Ann Grabonski
Burt G. Pohrman, In Oregon bankruptcy court
Bushair Zuby
Buster Vinegar
Buster Hyman
C. Sewell Weech Jr.
C.W. Crumpecker Jr.
Cain Sanchez, Brother of Abel Sanchez
Caldron Williams
Caleb Belove
Calvert Crudup
Canary Woodland
Candee Carton
Candy Clump
Candy Barr
Candy Kane
Capers C. Funnye, Afro-American Rabbi
Car Richardson
Carbon Petroleum Dubbs III
Caress Owens
Carmel Crisp
Cashondat Hubbard
Casino Westly
Cassius Clay, Not Ali but a child
Cater Evans
Cecyle Pickle
Cellars Jackson
Chacko, First name only
Chain Robbins
Chainti Seals
Charles Outlaw, He's a car thief
Charles Terrible, New Jersey Deputy Atty General
Charlie Clam, High School Counselor
Charlie Altoona, I wonder what Star Kist would say to him
Cheers Boozer, Convicted rapist
Cheri Dan Westmorland
Cherry Veronica Coke
Chester Fields
Chicago Politics all of these guys regularly use the first name of Dick.
Dick Phelan, Former Candidate for Governor in Illinois.
Dick Devine, Former Chicago Park District President, recent U.S. Senate Candidate. Used to work in Dick Phelan's law office. Currently Cook County State's Attorney
Dick Daley, Actually Mayor Daley uses the name Richie or Rich
Chinette Gilmore
Choice Eng
Choral Pepper
Chris Cross, Works at the U.S. Dept. of Education
Chris Craft, N.A.S.A. spokesman
Christian Prince, Yale student, Murder victim
Chrysanthamun Turnipseed, Brother of Hyacinth
Chubby Rover
Ciced Jones, say Secede
Cicero C. Sessions
Cicero Unique Gibson
Cipher "Anderson", He is a famous cryptologist and a professor of mathematics. I am not sure of his last name but his father, who was one of the men that broke the Enigma Code, gave him that first name
Claimate Franklin
Claribel Pantotas
Classic Ganit
Classy Baily
Clay Head, Brother of Dick Head
Clear Huddleston and his younger brother Clair Huddleston
Clement Harbour, Oak Park Detective
Clevester Reed, His twin is Levester
Clevland Brown
Cliff L. Drinkwine
Collie Rohme, Perhaps Lassie can find him
Commodore D. Roberts
Condor Soaring
Cornelius Tollfree
Corvette Burrell
Cosmic Wonder Crocket
Courvosier Martell
Crayon Coles
Crayonella Smith
Crazetta Davis, Mother wanted to name her after her dead father, Craig. Craigetta did not sound right to the mother. The father, Craig was killed while fighting with a DEA Agent
Crystal Clear
Crystal Seals
Crystal Bright
Diamond Bright
Sparkle Bright
Merry Joy Bright, all of the same family
Cuntrenna Wright
Curly Cration, brother is Timeless Cration
Curry Oates
D. Patrick Mullarkey, Dept. of Justice
Daiquiri Collins
Daisy Infante-Sampang
Daisy Field
Darko Pozar
Darling Lemon
Darreng Maiden
Dartanya Porche
Dartanyun Riggs
Dashaund Coleman
Daury Freese, It would be nice to order a Dip Top cone from him
Davey Crockett, Male black, rapist
David Wimp, This guy uses a adding machine to add the number 1 over and over until he gets to a million. This is his hobby
David Warmflash
David L. Yunich
Dean Dickie, An Attorney with the Dick Phelan law firm
Deathena Barr
Decal Dyke
Decatur Duplesses
Deflector Sears
Defray A. Calcote
Delaware Dawkins
Delerius Woods
Delight Cherry
Denman Moody
Denny Manymules
Dent Teen Murray
Deogracias Ruiz
Depravism Hozier
Derail Easter, Police Officer, I don't know if it's the same guy but Derail Easter was a motorman on the Loop elevated train in 1976 when his train jumped the tracks
Detroit Dunn
Devil A. Drink
Devon Showers, It seems that Devon killed Belmont while on Sheridan. At another time Devon killed Hubbard, all Chicago Street Names
Dewana Ball, Dewana is a 260 pound female
Dewey Drain
Dexter Duck
Diamond Bright
Diamond Robbins
Diamond Ringold
Diarria Knox
Dick Eater
Dick Head, Brother of Clay Head
Dill Pickle
Dimple Dang
Disire Vasquez
Dixie Kopp
Dizzy Bell
Dobbin Fox
Dog Doggy
Don Juan Evans, He is a rape offender
Doomsday Jones
Dorcus Withers, Homicide Offender
Dort Fauntleroy
Dovey Roundtree
Dr. Needle, Sorry not an anesthesiologist
Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor
Dr. Waters, Urologist
Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor
Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
Dr. Morbia, Cardiologist
Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist
Dr. Clay Hammer
Dr. Bonebreaker
Dr. Winke, Optometrist
Dr. Roger Slaughter, Trauma ward physician at Cook County Hospital
Dr. M. Cholera
Dr. Noble Emdee
Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist
Dr. Renee Hartz, Cardiac Surgeon
Dry Ice Washington, He says "peoples call me Dry Ice because even though I'm smoking I'm still cool". Dry Ice is his legal name
Duckey Bill
Duel Adams
Dumore Hardman, Most women would love this guy
Durwood S. Laughinghouse
Duwana Early
Dwight Christmas, Convicted rapist
E. Pluribus Mayes
Earl E. Bird, Head of an animal rights group
Early Wynn, Chicago White Sox pitcher
Earthaline Johnson, Daughters name is Mayola
Easter Hunt
Easter Sunday
Easterbasket Montgomery
Eater Bush
Ebony Black
Ebony Jeans
Eid Abu Hashish
Either Davis
Elevator Hudson
Eliz Endlicher
Elwood Cluck, Attorney
Emma Piggee
Enola Gay Bender
Epluribus Mays
Eric Gotobed, Lives in Little Snoring, England
Ernest Edsel
Ether Green
Ethereal Green III
Etoyal Farmer Ferguson, Brother of Hosia Farmer
Eulogi Rivera
Evangelist Jackson
Except for Deoder, who owns a beauty shop, and Stank, who I think should contract with Deoder, these names are not that strange but they all came up in the same murder investigation at a beauty shop
Roosevelt Gator
Deoder Brown
Encino Vargas
Capri Stank
Queen West
Excon Scruggs
F. Lies Camper
Factory Spears
Faith Dent
Famous Jefferson
Famous Ware
Famous Stubblefield
Fang Fang
Faye McCall Wham
Felin Quist Rushing
Fellonise Daniels
Felon Goodman
Felony Evans
Female Johnson, pronounced Fee Molly
The whole thing with the names Female and Male is interesting. When a child is born and the parents do not immediately give it a name the hospital refers to it as Female or Male with the mother's last name. Many people seem to leave the kid with that name. While working with newborns at Cook County Hospital my wife encountered many kids named Female. She once asked a mother where she found such a pretty name. The mother said that the doctors named the baby and she decided she liked it.
Fidel Cicero
Finuf Cacksakker, In Florida bankruptcy court
Flake Wells
Flatonia Joiner
Flavius Freeman
Flora Goo
Florida Luster
Former president, Luster Hair Products, her husband is Precious Luster
Fong Goo
Fook Quan Goon
Forest Nutter, Wisconsin teacher of the year, 1991
Forest Lovely
Forest Ranger
Forrest Hunter
Forrest Woods, Forrest live on Park Ave. in Forest Park
Forrest A. Plant
Forrest Flood
Forrest Aggie Sales
Forrget Nicole Leavy
Fred Fraction
Fuzzy Hooks
G. Severe Cole, Attorney
G.O. Rilla, Initials only
Gail April Showers
Galactica L. Pope, nickname Battlestar (sic)
Gary Cowman, spokesperson, National Cattleman’s Association
Sherry Marsala
Viperella Pinkstaff
Gazzola Vaccaro Jr.
Gene Poole
General McArthur Ware, He will not return, he was beaten to death after he climbed into the wrong person's car to sober up.
General Mack Varner
Genghis Kahn Harris
George E. George, George P. George, Brothers
Geronimo Pagen
Gimme Rush
Ginger Snap
Ginger Sugar
Glacoma Tamburello
Glade F. Flake
Gloria A. Sepsis, In hospital for a chronic infection
God Coleman
Godzilla Gorilla Pimp Hunter, 3 year old
Goldeen Bell
Golden Butts
Golden Brown
Gonorrhea Jones
Gordon Babyruth Fred
Grady Guilty
Green Flowers, Cop killer
Greene Black, D.D.S., Southern IL. dentist who is considered the Father of Modern Dentistry, perhaps the name refers to the color of teeth
Guilty Blake
Ha Ho, Arson Victim
Haawiaa Cherokee
Haley Rainey, His nickname is Lightning
Halitosis Harris
Hammer Budge, S.E.C. Chairman
Handel You
Handsome Johnson
Handy Cheeks Jr., Convicted rapist
Hans Christian Anderson, His nickname is "Executioner" he is a memeber of the El Rukn Street Gang
Happy Camp
Hardy Buzzard
Harmut Broghammer
Harron Honey, Tasty sounding isn't it?
Harry F. Twickler
Harry Port, He was convicted of killing his lesbian wife
Harry Seals
Harry Flower
Harry Shepard
Hehirtus Bryan
Heidi Doody
Hendon Chubb
Henry Chin Goo
Herrestine Burns
Hiawatha Cherry
Hiawatha Moss
Hightower Smith
Hillard Homes, The same name as a group of Housing Authority buildings in Chicago
Ho Ha
Ho-Wing Sit
Homer Goforth Homer, 1989 man with the worst driving record in Illinois
Homicide Byrons
Honey Combs
Hornsby Mims
Hu Suk, Female Korean
Huffing Williams
Hugh Munn, He is the South Carolina Law Enforcement spokesman
Hugh B. Sweet
Hum Lewis
Hung Wang
Hurrah Johnson
Hy Wind, Past president of a synagogue
Hyacinth Turnipseed
Hyacinths R. Turnips, This is an alias used by Hyacinth Turnipseed
I. Itchinose
I’m trying to work up a car thing, this is all I have so far.
Steven Buick, shot & killed his 7 year old son in Villa Park, Il.
Dean Olds, accused of arranging the murder of his wife in Wilmette, Il.
Illinois Turner
Ima Hogg, This one is the daughter of a former Governor of Texas. I don't know if she is also the pianist. I have an unconfirmed name of Ura Hogg who is supposed to be Ima’s sister
Ima Hogg, Famous Pianist
Ima Birdwhistle
Iona Ford
Irather Morse
Iris Flowers
Irish Greene
Irish Green
Iron Moon
Iron R. Tootle, Owner Tootle Oil Co.
Irony & Omen, Brothers, first names only, the parents planned on having a girl. The name they chose for her was Despairing Mist
Irwin Fuchsadoff
Itch Baines
Ivory Snow
Iwona Kus
J. Gaylord Cox, Former U. of I. professor, Gay Rights activist
J.B. Dataway
Jack Plum, his sister is Jill
Jack Ripper, Representative from Oregon
Jacqueline Around
Jagoff Jackson, Auto thief
Jail Soria
Jamshed Butt, N.Y. cab driver that got stiffed on a fare from JFK to Troy, Michigan. The fare was $2,000. plus $250. in traffic tickets
Jar Hompungphoo, Twin brother of Jas
Jaun L. Person
Jaundice Mahaffea
Jeffery Falick, rabbi
Jerre Birdsong
Jesse James, Three guys by that name currently live in Chicago
Jesse James, This Jesse is the Treasurer of the State of Texas
Jill Plum, brother is Jack Plum
Joe Friday , Head of the National Weather Service
Joel Dollarhide, accountant
John Yesno
John Outhouse
John Sukup Jr.
John E. Grayson, Sister is Johnny Grayson
John Hotwang
John Knowles Payne
John Outlaw, Cook County Sheriffs Deputy
Johnnie Walker Redd
Juana Lick
Judge Jolly, A judge in California
Judge Hardy, Police officer
June Cott, Sister is April Cott
Jungle L. Taylor
Justice Marshal Smith
Justin Case, Instructor at Brother Rice High
Jutwan Ray, say Jew Town
Juvenile Hall Lewis Jr.
Kalliopi Zafriratos
Kane Garreau, Is he from the land down under?
Kanshica and Kinshica, Twin sisters
Kelly Green
Kenneth Payment, Attorney
Kenya Cook
Kieth Penis, This was his name as listed on an arrest report for a Sex Crime. It turned out his real last name was Penex
King David Washington
King George Frisby
King David Nolen
Kingsley Fink
Kissa Bonner
Kitty Chow
Knowledge Clark Jr.
Korea Berry
Kris Kringle
Kumsuk Saringer, Her boyfriend broke her jaw
Lacy Clay
Lacy Hair
Lacy Armour
Lance Boyle
Lane Laneboys
Laone Willes
Lapunzel Wade
Largeaanpa Covington
Larry Derryberry, Oklahoma Attorney General
Larry Moe, I hope his brother is named Curly
Lasagna Blanks
Lastime Ratcliff
Latarshit Jackson
Latherio Meadows
Latraviata Woodhouse
Latreat Riddle
Latrine Gather
Latrine Philpott
Lavoris Dorsey, Mother of Abandit Dorsey
Lavoris Jones
Lawyer Sykes
Lawyer Helen
Learned Hand, Judge
Lee Lovelady
Legover Moses
LeGrande Poor
Lemon Works, Former high ranking Chicago Police official
Lemonia Works, Daughter of Lemon Works
Lepoleon Swopes
Lesbia Martinez
Lethal Hayes
Levester Reed, Brother of Clevester Reed
Libra Scales
Lichard Wilson
Light Keeper, Maintenance man for J.C. Penney's. One of his job was to change the bulbs
Lilly White
Lilly Easter, Killed her 2 year old foster son
Lionel Tiger, Naturalist
Litt Spears
Little Anthony Billups
Little Redhouse
Lolly Popp
Sody Popp. Sisters
Lorelei Paradise
Lothar Vashoz
Lotta Fish, The L. Fish chain of furniture stores in Chicago started by her husband in the 1870's. Guess what the L. stood for.
Love Lovelace
Love Everlasting Jones
Lovie Perkins
Lovlace G. Love
Lowe Myles, He’s a radio producer, not a used car salesman
Loyal Byrd
Luckie Clutse
Lucy Lacy
Lullaby Hill
Luncheon Sails
Luntine Bobo
Lyle Kyle
Magazine Christy
Mahesh Dikshit
Maim Sugermayer
Major Senior Sr.
Major Senior Jr.
Major Downer
Manuel Soberanus
Maple Knight
Marc Loveless, 1st openly gay appointee to Cook County Human Rights Commission
Marcella Fullilove
Marco Polo Cantu
Marijuana Pepsi Jones
Mariola Arriola
Marquess Queensbury
Marshall Gun
Martell Lee
Martini Meeks
Marvelous Suddeth, Murderer
Marvil S. Summer
Mary Christmas
Maryland Kitchen
Matthew Rambottom
Mavrick Thigpen
Maximillian Hell, Jesuit Priest, teacher of Machiavelli
Maya Kolpa, Politician
Mayola Reynolds, Mother is Earthaline
Meander Franklin
Melody Heard
Mentis Non Compis
Mercedes Bens
Mercedes Pink
Mercedes Byberg and her sister Lexis Byberg
Merry Christmas & Noel Christmas, Twins
Merry Joy Bright
Midnight Coleman
Mike Stonebreaker, Middle line backer, Chicago Bears football team
Million Aire
Milton Bradley, Witness to a homicide, probably learned that life is not a game
Ming T. Merciless, At least that is the name this person used when registering his car and getting license plates #CYS438
Minnie Pig
Minnie Storey
Minnie Kidds
Minor Wisdom, U.S. Circuit Court Judge in Tennessee
Mirrer Peek
Mona Lisa Bush
Monte Carlos, Radio Producer, KQED in S.F.
Montreal Blakeley
Mortisha Byrd
Motel Moorehead
Mousa Tineh
Muffy Lemieux
Mumtaz Japanwalla, She calls herself Jane
Muse O. Salami
Muthill Maddox
Mutt Standefer
Myrtly Quay Spain
Nacurvie Smith
Naket Reggs
Napoleon Washington
Narcissus Love
Narley Criss
Nature Lawrence
Casanova Johnson
Utopia Edwards
Sparkles Wages
All of these children attend the same school, same grade
Neamon Beamon, Burglar
Nefriteria Webb
Nevada Romance Harris
Nick Odeamas, "Litn'n" on the Amos and Andy television show
Noble Dick
Nosmo King, Not related to Nosmoking Jones
Nosmoking Jones
Notorious Ellis
Notrial S. Clark
Null & Boyd, Law firm in Boston, a partnership between Jessica Null and Maria Boyd
Nympha Maturi
Olympia Snow, Member House of Representatives from Maine
Omar Sharif Ford, 15 year old caught with a fully automatic 30 shot TEC 9 assault pistol
Ommen Brown
One Cancel Jr.
One Nite O. Love Washington
Ontario Wilkins
Opehelia Pullett
Ora L. Thomas
Oralique Solia
Orange Apple
Orange Washington
Orapin Duangplay
Oscar Omar Avila Wong
Outlay H. Meyer
Overby Williams
P. Yu
Page Belcher
Paige Turner
Palto Foufas
Paris Singer, not Piaf but of the Singer Sewing Machine Family
Paris Brewer, Murderer
Pashon Prude
Passion Fullilove
Passion Blue
Pat Mummey, Coroner, Spokane Washington
Patsy Dena Hill
Pearly White, Afro-American school principal
Pee Wee Ching
Peeper Leeper
Penney Candy Rivers
Penny Ury
Percival Pretti
Percy Pleasent Love
Perpetual Levy
Perry Dice
Pete & Repete, Identical twin brothers
Peter Wacker
Peter Sackrider
Pharmecca Posley
Phebruary, first name only
Philander Hopkins, Home invader of the elderly
Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
Philandred Spears
Philmore Iskowich
Phines Kennedy, Say finest
Phlimsey Head
Phylistine King
Picabo Street, pronounced Peek a Boo, U.S. Olympic Gold Medal Skier
Pink Oliphant
Pinkey Jones
Pither Webster
Placenta Harris
Placenta Jones
Plato Papps
Plato Foofas
Pleasant Weathers
Please Ransom Jr.
Pleasent Moon
Pleasure Heard
Polysteen Nettles
Ponder Riley
Poppin Cox
Possible Crawford
Precious Valentine
Precious Ivy
Pretti Patel
Preventive Johnson
Price Topping
Price Gaines Jr.
Primitave Mercado
Primrose Battle Jr.
Prince Moon, sister is Princess Moon
Prince Smooth
Princess Pimpinella Hohenholoe
Proffesor Resto
Progress Always Lloyd, North Carolina bank robber
Prosper Raymond
Purification Pastor, Rapist
Pussy Flowers
Pye R. Squire
Quarter Harris
Queen Ester Washington
Queen Ester Green
Queen Estelle Bishop
Queen Love
Queen Cuellar
Queen Green
Queenielove E. Minor
Quittin Watts
Quovadis Nabors
Quovadis Davis
Rabbi Brief, Rabbi is his tittle, I do not know his first name. We can only hope his sermons are such
Raisen Caine
Randy Radish
Rapfew Daniel
Raphead Lopez
Rattler Hatful
Reapunzel Wade
Regina Hoover
Reginald Absorbine Jr.
Regional Aldridge
Rev. Manger
Reverend, Elder E. Toaster, International Church of God. The side of his van reads, "Known Internationally as E.T."
Rich Mann
Rich Port
Richard Shiting
Richard Bodyfelt
Rick O'Shea
Ricky Raspberry
Rip Van Johnson
Risque Beavers
River, Leaf, Rain, Liberty, and Summer Phoenix
All of the same family, River is the actor, Leaf is the brother the rest are sisters
Roach Lee
Robert Krophol
Rocky Craft
Roderick Guilty
Roland Burglar
Rollin Hoard
Ronald McDonald
Ronald Bedgood
Ronald Dickover
Ronald Williams II, Brother of Ronald Williams III
Ronly Bonly Johnson, His real name is R.B. Johnson but some bureaucrat said initials have to be followed by the word “only”
Rope Jeffries
Rose Cohen
Rose Bowels
Rose Budd Redish
Rosie Redd
Rosie Cheeks, While she was locked up in Cook County Jail she still managed to get pregnant
Rotunda McClain
Rotunda Davidson
Ruby Sunshine
Ruby Duckins
Ruffles Brown
Rufus Raspberry
Rufus T. Firefly, This was a character name used by Groucho Marks but some poor person has this for their real name
Rupert Roach, Arrested with a small amount of cannabis
Rush Lyons, Nickname "Crazy Lips'
S.E. Senior Sr.
Safety Furst
Sahara Bobo, Sister of Starsky and Artimis
Saint Mary Harris
Salem S. Salem, Guess his middle name
Salmineo Jones
Sam Duckhoon
Samuel Camel, Armed Robber
Sandy Sea
Santa Claus, According to his State ID Card he lives in Winter Wonder Land, IL. and on the Pana Reindeer Farm in Pana, IL.
Sayonara Bey
Schmeara O'Donnell
Scone Blazer
Scoot Falkner
Scott Towle
Seaborn Buckalew
Semaj Reynolds, Mother's current boyfriend, but not the father of the child, wanted the baby named after himself, James. Mother thought under the circumstances the backwards James would be funny
Semetric B. Zims
Sendor Lumpkin
Sensious Brinson
September Melody Seals
Shanda Lear
Shandtanta Jackson, Twin sister is Shandtnana
Shed Willis
Shenoon Shy
Shep Heard, Police Sergeant
Sherman Tankskey
Sheryee Harddick, sister of Luevater Harddick
Shiney B. Brown
Shirley A. Bushyhead
Shirley I. Truly
Shitanya Robinson
Shonda Synthia Burgess, In Yiddish the word Shonda means an "embarrassment"
Shonda Leer, The parents pronounce it Chandelier
Shonice Johnson, She says Sure Nice
Shuggie Otis
Shunion Shine
Shyny, First name only
Signora Jona
Silester Gilty, Police Chief, Ford Heights Il.
Sinbad Abdula
Sing N. Nigger
Sir Lancelot Williams
Sirloin Satisfield
Skip Collector, Associate Director, The John Laroquette Show
Sleety Barnes
Smokey Forester, Sound mixer Universal Studios
Snow White Tamayo
Snow White, This young lady worked with my daughter at the Disney Store in a mall near Austin, Tx.
Somchit Inthisack
Soo N. Choo
Space George
Sparkle Bright
Sparkle Hayter, She is a reporter at CNN
Sparkle Champion
Spongetta Brown
Spotswood I. Qimby
Spotsworth Christmas III
Springfield Reifel
Starlette Jones, Assistant Attorney General, Baltimore County
Starr Saphire, Ornithologist
Starsky Bobo
Stereo Stewart
Sterling Gunn, Chicago Police Officer
Sterling Price
Steve Aquafresca, Apple grower and State Representative, Grand Junction, Colorado, Led a fight over water rights
Stillborn McGhee
Stone Lively
Sue U. Dinkelspiel
Sue Sun Shine, Sally Sun Shine, Sisters
Suing Davis
Sumner Slichter, Economist
Sun Cheary Griffin
Sun Tan, Burglary Offender
Sunday Folks
Sunny Cloud, Atlanta housewife who packages home drug test kits for parents to use on their kids
Sunny Diane Bluing
Sunsary Bryant
Superior McNair
Surbees Clark
Swing Dickey
Tad Manlove vs. Sterling Lemon, A court case
Taffie Kitchell
Takik D. Snipes
Tape Williams
Tatsuya & Atsuya, sisters, first names only
Taylor Wines, Federal Judge. I truly hope not in Northern New York District
Teeth Hunter
Tekila Robinson, Mothers name is Tijuana
Temperance Woods
Tera Sunder
Terrain Walker
Terrance Figures
Terry Cherry
Thakton Hemlock
The C. Sargent
Thee Weathers
Theopholis Baldman
Thomas Goldtooth Begay
Thumneater Davis
Thye Law
Tiarra Tops
Tiffany & Taffany, Twin sisters, first name only
Tijuana Robinson, Daughter of Tekila
Tillie Willie Zeiss
Timeless Cration, Brother of Curly
Tiyapholiniece Dingle
Tomaine R. Grissom
Tondria Green, Mother of Retondria Green
Topsey Jean Glantz
Toronto Brooks
Torreton Reap
Toyland Lewis
Toyota Crudup
Treemist Franklin
Triage Patterson
Trivia Hinton
Trygve Lie, U.N. Secretary General, 1946
Twin Baber
Tyzauntie Danials
Ubiquitous Perpetuity, A California nudist who says God gave him this new name
Udon Givafux, I have his mugshot and his expression matches his last name.
Uinckley Franklin
Ulfoncle Gilot
Umit Kapan
Under White
Undrains Hall
Unique Hills
Urban Queen
Urinal Martin
Urinalysis Scott
Valance Butcher
Valiant Brown
Vandel Victors
Varmit Nelson
Vathansombat Kanniga, Afro-American female
Vaya Condios Shuman, Law Review Editor
Vendetta Shavers
Venitian Samples
Vern Fern
Vestibule Hall
Vicki Fucks, Manager at Midwest Magazine Services for WorkBench Magazine
Victory Island
Victory Pearl Harbor Island Jr.
Vincent Money, Theft Victim
Virgin Marrero
Virgin Fullalove
Virginal Hollis
Vodka Johnson
Wadsworth Likely
Wae Phoe, Whenever police ask his name his answer causes upset
Wagdi Anis
Waggoner Carr, Texas Attorney General
Wakkevil Moore
Walasuckrylai Piscit
Walter Balls
Walter Restored Jones Jr.
Wammie Wilkins
Wanna Sugreekunt
Waving Ware
Wax & Artificial Flower, Twins
Wayland Dong
Weedo Dingledein Dasho
West Woon
Whatcha McCallum
Whit Cornman, spokesperson, United States Grains Council
White Folks Burns
Wigfall James
Will Lee Jones, Brother of Willie Jones
William Wayne Justice, U.S. District Court Judge for Northern Texas
William Crock
Willie B. Long
Willie D. Shine
Willie Warship, Dope Dealer
Willie Bandit
Willie Oneway
Willie Die
Willy Billy Guinea
Wilton Sogg
Wince Collins
Wix Unthank
Wonderful Terrific Monds, Plays Triple A baseball for the Macon Braves and was their top prospect for 1995
Woodser Ann Chocolate
World B. Free, NBA player nee Lloyd A. Free
Worthy Seaman
Wrencher Perez
Wyatt Earp, Currently lives in Monmouth, Il.
Yahynass Tubbs
Young Boozer Jr.
Youranice Campbell
Zhiavago Rambo
Zippidy Doda Day Jr.
Zippidy Doda Day Sr.
One of my co- workers received a crime report to follow up on. Zippidy Doda Day was named as a robbery victim. The detective thought someone was playing a practical joke on him. He called the phone number listed in the report and asked for Zippidy Doda Day. The lady that answered asked him if he wanted junior or senior.
Zowie Bijarro, I spoke with his father, who was a stabbing victim. He said that Zowie was named in honor of David Bowie's son
Zucchini McCoy